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aherotocallyourown: hailthemounties: aherotocallyourown: hailthemounties: aherotocallyourown: This wouldn’t get me killed, right? …I’m not getting laid tonight, am I? …Trying. You’re getting the couch.  Okay, so you were being sexy, but whatever, that’s not my point. And how many pancakes would it take to convince you to join me on the couch? I’ll even let you eat them off me! That’s a little extreme, I think. You could just ask me to… To sleep on the couch with me or to eat pancakes off me? Either. Both.

aherotocallyourown:

hailthemounties:

aherotocallyourown:

hailthemounties:

aherotocallyourown:

This wouldn’t get me killed, right?

…I’m not getting laid tonight, am I?

…Trying.

You’re getting the couch. 

Okay, so you were being sexy, but whatever, that’s not my point.

And how many pancakes would it take to convince you to join me on the couch? I’ll even let you eat them off me!

That’s a little extreme, I think. You could just ask me to…

To sleep on the couch with me or to eat pancakes off me?

Either. Both.

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Wednesday, 16th March
#see #you're catching on #and... thanks
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aherotocallyourown: hailthemounties: aherotocallyourown: This wouldn’t get me killed, right? …I’m not getting laid tonight, am I? …Trying. You’re getting the couch.  Okay, so you were being sexy, but whatever, that’s not my point. And how many pancakes would it take to convince you to join me on the couch? I’ll even let you eat them off me! That’s a little extreme, I think. You could just ask me to…

aherotocallyourown:

hailthemounties:

aherotocallyourown:

This wouldn’t get me killed, right?

…I’m not getting laid tonight, am I?

…Trying.

You’re getting the couch. 

Okay, so you were being sexy, but whatever, that’s not my point.

And how many pancakes would it take to convince you to join me on the couch? I’ll even let you eat them off me!

That’s a little extreme, I think. You could just ask me to…

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Wednesday, 16th March
#though you hog the blankets #a break from that would be nice
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aherotocallyourown: This wouldn’t get me killed, right? …I’m not getting laid tonight, am I? …Trying. You’re getting the couch. 

aherotocallyourown:

This wouldn’t get me killed, right?

…I’m not getting laid tonight, am I?

…Trying.

You’re getting the couch. 

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Wednesday, 16th March
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aherotocallyourown asked: So, like...I post stuff here? Is it just like a Facebook ripoff type thing? Without comments? And what's with it not having comments?

...Can I post funny pictures of you?

Instead of comments, you reblog things. It’s more convenient, after you get used to it. 

…Depends what you mean by funny. If my MPs see something they shouldn’t be seeing, you. Are. Dead.

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Wednesday, 16th March
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aherotocallyourown asked: Matt! I finally got one of these things.

...Explain it to me.

Pretty much you just… post things you like. It isn’t very complicated. You’re tech-savvy. I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

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Wednesday, 16th March